She said her name was "party"
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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