We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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