Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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