What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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