dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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