i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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