The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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