what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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