it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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