he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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