so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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