i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
well you can't waste a boner
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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