Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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