Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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