Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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