Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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