I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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