Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize