you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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