should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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