y did u give ur computer a hand job?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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