On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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