if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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