I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
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