i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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