Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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