I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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