I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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