dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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