you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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