Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
even my farts smell like vagina
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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