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the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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