Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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