talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
i think im in europe. pls send help
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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