I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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