Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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