it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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