The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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