That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
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Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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