Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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