woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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