Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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