What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Quick, to the slutcave!
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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