yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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