Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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