Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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