Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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