kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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