Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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