Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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